Jeff

Jeff Burkholder, Creator and Editor-in-Chief – Jeff created the framework for what would become Gloaming Gap in the spring of 2009 and continues as the primary editor and man-(who-knows)-about-town. He also writes and draws the cartoons Zoidland, and The Social Life of Frank and Linh, and writes The Ouro Bros and the Neverending Tour. Hear more of his inane prattle and drivel on Twitter at @Zoidland.

Apr 272012
 
Image by Pedro Rebelo (Browserd on flickr.com)

“Wallace? Where’s that data?”

Andy’s voice broke the silence of my cubicle. My boss was really good at pouncing on unsuspecting drones like that. I switched over to the spreadsheet window and pointed.

“I’ve got most of it. Just waiting for Lesley in International Sales. And you know how she is.”
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Mar 162012
 
Image by David Pringle, Pringle-art.com

At my very first Mid-Atlantic Meteorological Association convention, I literally ran right into my idol, Chris Spencer. Spencer was the weatherman on one of the “Big Three” morning news programs and was the keynote speaker for the convention. After I helped him up, he asked me my name.
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Oct 152011
 
Aero_Woods

Darting around a huge boulder, Carly saw a hole in the roots of an ancient, gnarled tree. Knowing that was her best bet, she squeezed in, burying herself in the detritus of dead leaves, mud, and rocks.

It wasn’t long – maybe seconds – before she heard them coming. Shambling, shuffling footsteps on the forest floor. Entombed in her root sanctuary, she couldn’t see anything, but she heard them. Just one at first, unsteady, but inexorably moving onward, onward down the forest path. The one was joined by another, and another, yet another. All stumbling together over fallen logs and roots; struggling through the mud and slippery leaves. The sound of their feet almost had a rhythm to it. It could have put Carly to sleep, had she not been so terrified.

But then, all at once, they stopped.
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